Retired Lieutenant Commander Quinton McHale spends his days puttering around the Caribbean in the old PT-73 selling homebrew, ice cream, and swimsuit calendars. He's brought out of retirement when his old nemesis turned the second best terrorist in the world, Major Vladikov, takes over the island of San Moreno and starts building a nuclear launch silo on it. With help from his old crew and hindrances from Captain Wallace B. Binghampton, who sank a cruise liner a while back, McHale tries to put Vladikov out of business.
Movie McHale's Navy
Rated PG for action/violence, mild language and innuendos.
Sex & Nudity
Sex & Nudity Reason
Innuendo is heard throughout the film.
In the beginning, several men are sitting around while a man is reading a story from a Playboy magazine. No nudity is shown and the story does not get explicit, but it could be uncomfortable for parents watching with kids.
A man looks through a calendar which has girls in bikini's in it.
After being gawked at, a woman spews innuendo to show the men she has heard them all.
While in the hospital bed, a man jokingly asks the nurse for a sponge bath.
Violence & Gore
Violence & Gore Reason
A missile suddenly strikes McHale's wall creating a hole.
McHale's house explodes after being bombarded by missiles.
A man runs as machine gun fire narrowly misses him.
A man fires at a gas jug and causes it to explode.
A missile slams into a boat, which causes it to explode.
During a fiesta, a soldier fires an RPG over the people and destroys a shack.
It is reference throughout the film that a man sank a cruise ship, 'The Loveboat'. Likely accidentally.
A man is punched and falls off a balcony and lands on a table. The scene is comedic and leads to a barfight.
The Villain aims his pistol behind him and fires a shot at a henchman, who get's his right ear shot off. No blood, he is seen with a cloth over it later.
The villain grows frustrated and aims his pistol at the same henchman as before, who ducks at the last minute as the gun fires, causing the unlucky henchman behind him to get killed instead.
A woman kicks a man in the head and knocks him out.
Three men on a monitor are killed when the villain bombs them. The monitor's fade out before anything is seen.
A man is given a wedgie twice, once to make him talk and another as he is being forced into the naval base.
A boat explodes, killing a man.
Christy arm wrestles a man and at one point knocks him out cold when a barfight ensues.
"Damn" is mentioned a few times.
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking Reason
Several characters are seen smoking cigars.
Several characters drink beer.
Frightening & Intense Scenes
Frightening & Intense Scenes Reason
A missile suddenly strikes McHale's wall creating a hole. The scene can be surprising to some.
Two boats play chicken, while firing at each other in an intense scene.